Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Worlds Ugliest Dog


Here he is the three time champion of the World's Ugliest Dog contest. Sam, a Chinese Crested dog, shows that no industry is safe from outsourcing. Sam’s human, Susie, is the kind of human dogs dream about. Cutey Sam with a wink and a tail wag convinced his human, Susie Lockheed, to bring home 2 more of these adorable dogs. According to Sam, Susie massages his fleshy potato-chip thin ears, then runs her fingers through his small patch of white hair (on his head) and then she kisses him all over his hairless body, complete with blackheads, brown warts, moles and a large hernia lump near his rump. Note: Sam is very sensitive about his eyes and he refused to talk about them. He apparently suffers from a cataract which has made his right eye reddish-purple versus his left eye, a very attractive milky white. Sam's website is:
www.samugliestdog.com

3 Comments:

At 4:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

is the owner of the worlds ugliest dog just keeping the poor thing alive so that she can win her stupid contest every year.

 
At 2:16 PM, Blogger sandy said...

The dog belongs to Susie, not me, Sandy. I don't think there is anything wrong with the dog, other than it's hairless and has the usual dog skin problems.

 
At 6:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is one ugly dog.It's so pathetic I love it.

 

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