Jonah Goldberg: Time to face facts: Gays gain victory

I'm moving to Canada! They'll be rounding up the homosexuals like they rounded up the Jews!

OK. I'm not moving to Canada. I like the USA. There I said it. Oh course it's not in public, or at the lesbian potluck and nobody reads this except for my girlfriend (and she doesn't read it either). Canada is way too cold.

Canada wants people to move there. However they just want the professional homos with lots of skills, no children and big savings account. Welfare applicants, the unskilled, low skilled, lots of children, no savings accounts homos can stay home. They probably don't want anyone who's going to put more strain on their hurting healthcare system so no HIV+/AIDS homos and no trans-whatevers who want a free sex change.

The linked article is written by Jonah Goldberg, whose mother is a publisher and friend of Linda Tripp. According to Goldberg THE GAYS HAVE WON because we have made it into the mainstream media as good characters (Will & Grace) and not villians (Basic Instinct).